The Fine Fund Strikes Again: Erik Takes the Hit

The fine fund waits for no one, and this week, it has claimed its next victim. Erik has officially joined the ranks of the fined after failing to submit a pick, incurring the standard $5 penalty. While $5 may not seem like much at first, these fines add up quickly—and we’ve already seen how lucrative the fine fund can be when it’s paid out at the end of the season.

At this point, the fine fund is steadily growing, and while no one wants to contribute, we all know where that money is going. Every dollar collected will eventually go back to the league in the form of bonus payouts, ensuring that even the worst mistakes come full circle for the benefit of the group.

A Reminder: The Fine Rules

For those of you skating dangerously close to a fine yourselves, here’s a quick refresher on what will land you in trouble:

  • Failing to make a pick: $5 fine
  • Selecting a golfer you've already used: $5 fine
  • Picking a golfer who isn’t in the tournament: $5 fine
  • Shooting 80 or worse in a round: $5 fine
  • Consecutive missed picks: An increasing fine per week until a pick is made

As always, the fine fund is a cruel but necessary enforcer in Golf’s Greatest Gamble. The best way to avoid it? Stay on top of your picks and make sure you’re checking the sheet before each tournament.

For Erik, this is a $5 mistake, but for the rest of us, it's a warning—stay sharp, or the fine fund will come for you next.

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